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AH.com The Series

The AH.com Series was a weekly episodic series that follows the misadventures of the crew that make up the Multiverse Exploration Ship AH.com as they traveled from one alternate universe to another. The nemesis to the AH.com and its crew was the CF.Net, commanded by Ward.

The AH.com: The Series Universe was created by Psychomeltdown and has been additionally expanded by the numerous writers and contributers over the last four years. Writers who have written three or more episodes are denoted as ”Writer Chimps”, which, obscurely, is a much coveted and competed for title.

As we approach the beginning of the fifth season, the Series has produced 118 episodes and has “outlasted” many real-life science fiction shows in terms of longevity and material.

There is also a spin-off series, AH.com: The Next Generation, initiated by Jord839.

The Multiverse Exploration Ships (MES) AH.com and CF.net

In the beginning, the AH.com ship was a captured prize by the Human Unity, which at the time was in a desperate war against an invading Multiverse spanning empire controlled by Neanderthals. The AH.com, along with its sister ships the Alterverse and the CF.net, were refitted with weapons and crewed by the remnants of the Human Unity Space Fleet, under the command of Admiral Ward who also commanded the CF.net ship.

After the war against the Neanderthals, The CF.net, AH.com, and Alterverse were used to patrol and ensure that there was never a recurrence of the devastating invasion their planet had suffered. During this period, there came a new threat, the Devourer of Worlds, a deadly machine/creature that crossed from universe to universe, destroying planets for purposes unknown.

The ships along with the majority of the Human Unity Space Fleet attacked the creature, only to be nearly completely annihilated. The tattered remains of the Human Fleet regathered, the survivors making hasty repairs and reorganizing their ranks. With its commanding crew dead Lt. What, a science officer, was put in charge of commanding the AH.com by Admiral Ward. The Human Fleet re-attacked the Devourer and was once again shredded by the creature's power. Lt. Bruno What, his ship battered and remaining crew dead, saw the battle as lost and with some difficulty ordered the ship into a blind shift, fleeing from the battle, this act sparking Admiral Ward's undying hatred for what he perceived as Dr. What's cowardice in the face of an attack.

Ward and the CF.net managed to survive the fight, but the Alterverse was destroyed.

Doctor What currently commands the AH.com ship, though upon his in-series temporary death, command transfered to Grey Wolf. Command was also given to Landshark/IronYuppie when Dr. What and Grey Wolf left the ship. Currently Doctor What is in command of the ship once again.

Crew members of the MES AH.COM

Current crew
  • Chief Pilot/Ships Operations- GBW
  • Security Chief- Matt
  • Security Goon/Sheepist Priest - DMA
  • Security Goon/Engineering Crew - Michael
  • Communications - Kit
  • Teleportation Tube Operator/Engineering Crew - G.Bone
Crew that left

Crew members of the MES CF.NET

Current crew
  • Communications/Ships Operations - Faeelin
Crew that left
  • Public Relations - N-reD (deceased in-series)
  • Pilot/Navigator - DuQuense (deceased in-series)
  • “Chief Engineer” - Gedca (deceased in-series)
  • “Engineering Crew” - FederationX (deceased in-series)

More information on the CF.Net crew can be found on its dedicated page.

Recurring Characters

  • Ian - bartender of the Pub in the Hub and representative of the 'Administration'.
  • Bobo - A living brain created by Torqumada as a pet, but growing over the course of the series to become a talking and slightly powerful creature.
  • Mosquito - Arrived one day seeking nectar, thanks to a teleporter accident. Currently still somewhere on the ship.

* Complete List of Recurring Characters

Episode List

Spin Offs

The CF.Net Miniseries

Technically a part of season two's story arc, but viewed as something separate.

Counterfactual I ”THE FIRST STRIKE” - Psychomeltdown - link

Counterfactual II ”HOMECOMING” - Psychomeltdown - link

Counterfactual III ”BATTLES” - Psychomeltdown - link

AH.com The Next Generation

AH.com The Next Generation - The successor of AH.com The Series.

Writer Chimps

Writer Chimp: A title given to those brave souls who have given up time, a social life, free sex, and a life to write episodes of the AH.com Series.

Current Writer Chimps

Doctor What - 26 episodes (co-writer) - 10 episodes

Psychomeltdown - 22 episodes

Dave Howery - 22 episodes (co-writer) - 4 episodes

Thande - 18 episodes (co-writer) - 7 episodes

MerryPrankster - 10 episodes (co-writer) - 3 episodes

Michael - 5 episodes and Halloween Special (co-writer) - 2 episodes

Chris - 2 episodes

Ian the Admin - 3 episodes

Flocculencio - 3 episodes (co-writer 2 episode)

GBW - 2 episodes and Halloween Special

Leo Caesius - 2 episodes

Leej - 2 episodes

Diamond - 1 episode

Romulus Augustulus - 1 episode

Luakel - 1 episode

Mayhem - Halloween Special

G.Bone - 1 episode

sunsurf - 2 episodes

Analytical Engine - 3 episodes

Zyzzyva - 2 episodes

Resources for Potential Chimps

See also

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