Wozza is an Englishman who wears a suit. He bears an uncanny resemblance to a hypothetical Jewish-looking (and much, much shorter) version of noted Hollywood/London Stage actor and late-night-dog-walker, Kevin Spacey.

Wozza has a thing for Margaret Thatcher and it is his fervent desire to purchase a pair of her knickers at a future Conservative Association fundraiser.

Described by Thande as bluer than a blueberry holding its breath at the bottom of a tank of blue paint. Political nemesis of Kit and FletcherofSaltoun.