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Wales

The birthplace of the revived Dr. Who Series, noted for it’s Self Gov’t being of cultural based and not like Scotland, mountains, cold, and more mountains. Kit hails from here although works in England. That’s about it for Wales, except for its flag...and other British cultural icon thingies. According to Americans, anyway.

The other well-known AH.com member from Wales is Pax Britannia, who can basically be summed up as the exact opposite of Kit. We have recently been joined by Analytical Engine, another Welsh member.

Wales is, of course, the land of evil. And cheese on toast. Contrary to popular (Leo Caesius) belief, Wales does not have any moors. The Spanish deported them all after the invasion of 1588 under the limpieza rules.

Wales’ national anthem is variously stated as “Land of my Fathers”, “Bread of Heaven” or possibly the Doctor Who theme. The Welsh language is impossible to master without a lifetime’s study or, preferably, a serious throat infection. All Welsh vowels were sold off by English oppressors in 1727 and traded in for unwanted Japanese Ls.

Given certain ‘habits’ in relation to sheep it has been speculated that Welshmen are somehow related to New Zealanders.