As a paramedic, he is the Board’s resident expert in medicine. He resides in South Carolina, USA.

He is sometimes accused of being ‘Captain Literal’ and taking everything too seriously.

Part-time nemesis of edvader, together with Diamond and Thande.

As a self-declared “Breast Man”, Torqumada scoffs at Keira Knightley and always rebuts the Keira Knightley Fan Club‘s adoration-fests with photos of a large-breasted woman known as ‘Sweet Victoria‘. Torq heads the ‘Victorian’ or ‘Big-Boobian’ faction within the Heterosexual Reconquista. Allegedly Torqumada’s wife operates on a look-but-don’t-touch policy.

Known as ‘Torq’, and notorious for putting his name after every post, even if it results in an unintended double entendre.

Unsurprisingly, Torqumada is the AH.com Ship‘s doctor. He has a big scientific rivalry with Thande and owns a pet flying brain called Bobo.

Torq appears in Luaky Commer as the AH.com castle’s medic and in AH.com Wars as a surgeon.