The Mists Of Time (TMOT) first came to prominence through his outspoken obsession with extremely tall, muscley “goddess” women, who practise both surgery and magic with their sleeves rolled above their elbows… and who also have laser eyes.

He has posted several pictorial threads relating to his fetish, which has caused mirth, misunderstanding and a moral miasma.

He has also posted several threads relating to some rather disturbing human biology “what-ifs”, the contents of which shall not be delved into here…

An ideal date: he'd be chained to a pagan alter whilst a burly dominatrix removed his appendix whilst chanting incantations.

Nearly everyone has forgotten that he originally joined the Board to find out how to travel back in time to save American car manufacturers.