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| - | ======List of Wanks====== | ||
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| - | ====National Wanks==== | ||
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| - | The following list is made up from a number of lists and suggestions in the Nationwank Thread, and is by no means complete as new forms of wanks keep coming. | ||
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| - | Africa: Afrowank | ||
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| - | Akkadians: Sargonwank | ||
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| - | America: Ameriwank or Yankwank | ||
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| - | Andorra: Andorrawank, Andorrowank or Andorwank | ||
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| - | Argentina: Argentiniwank or Argiwank | ||
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| - | Assyria: Assyrowank | ||
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| - | Australia: Aussiewank, Ozwank or Kellywank | ||
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| - | Austria: Austrowank | ||
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| - | Austria-Hungary: Austrohungawank | ||
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| - | Aztecs: Aztecwank or Mexicawank | ||
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| - | Belgium: Belgiwank | ||
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| - | Brazil: Braziliwank or Riowank | ||
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| - | Britain: Britwank, Limeywank or Pomwank | ||
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| - | British Commonwealth: 'Wealthwank | ||
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| - | Byzantium: Byzantowank or Midgardwank | ||
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| - | Cambodia or Khmer: Cambodiwank or Khmerwank | ||
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| - | Caliphate: Caliphwank or Muhammedwank | ||
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| - | Canada: Canuckwank | ||
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| - | Chile: Chilewank or Andeswank | ||
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| - | China: Sinowank, Maowank or Hendrykwank | ||
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| - | CSA: Dixiewank | ||
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| - | Czech lands : Czechwank or (if in older times) Bohemiawank | ||
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| - | Denmark: Danewank | ||
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| - | Egypt: Egyptowank, Nasserwank or Pharaohwank | ||
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| - | England: Anglowank | ||
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| - | Estonia: Estoniwank | ||
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| - | Ethiopia: Ethiopiwank, Selassiwank or Solomonwank | ||
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| - | Finland: Finnwank | ||
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| - | France/Gauls: Francowank, Gallowank, or just le wank | ||
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| - | Francophonie: 'Phoniewank | ||
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| - | Germany: Germanowank or Deutschewank and subcategories Kaiserwank, Weimarwank, and Naziwank/Hitlerwank | ||
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| - | Hungary: Hungariwank or Magyarwank | ||
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| - | Inca: Incawank | ||
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| - | India/Moghuls: Indowank, Moghulwank or Floccuwank | ||
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| - | Indonesia: Indonesowank, Suhartowank or DEIwank | ||
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| - | Iran: Iranowank or Shahwank | ||
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| - | Iraq: Iraqiwank, Baghdadwank or Saddamwank | ||
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| - | Ireland: Hibernowank, Eirewank, Irowank or Paddywank | ||
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| - | Italy: Italowank or Italiwank | ||
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| - | Japan: Yamatowank, Nippowank or possibly Hentaiwank or Nintendowank | ||
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| - | Khazakstan: Khazakwank or Boratwank | ||
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| - | Khazars: Khazarwank | ||
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| - | Korea: Koreawank, Chosonwank, Yiwank, Minwank and Kimwank | ||
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| - | Kurds: Kurdiwank | ||
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| - | Lapland: Lappwank | ||
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| - | Latvia: Lettwank or Latvowank | ||
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| - | Libya: Libyawank, Ghaddafiwank | ||
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| - | Lithuanians: Lithuaniwank | ||
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| - | Malaysia: Malayowank | ||
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| - | Maya: Mayawank | ||
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| - | Mexico: Mexiwank | ||
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| - | Mongolia: Mongoliwank or Genghiswank | ||
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| - | Netherlands: Dutchwank, Orangewank, Nederwank or Ranwank | ||
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| - | Norway: Nordiwank, Norgewank or Norwank | ||
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| - | Olmecs: Olmecwank | ||
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| - | Ottomans: Ottowank, Osmanwank, Pashawank or Abdulwank | ||
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| - | Pakistan: Pakistanowank, Jinnahwank or Bhuttowank | ||
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| - | Persia: Persiawank or Xerxeswank | ||
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| - | Peru: Peruwank or Cuzcowank | ||
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| - | Philippines: Filipinowank, Marcoswank | ||
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| - | Poland: Polewank | ||
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| - | Roman: Romewank, Latinwank or Ceasarowank | ||
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| - | Romany/Gypsies: Romawank or Gypsywank or Latveriwank | ||
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| - | Russia: Russowank or Ruswank plus subcategories Soviwank, Putinwank, Stalinwank and Tsarwank | ||
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| - | Sassanids: Sassawank | ||
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| - | Scotland: Scotwank or Wallacewank | ||
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| - | Serbs: Serbowank or Slobowank | ||
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| - | Singapore: Singowank or Floccwank | ||
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| - | Slovakia: Slovakwank or Slovank | ||
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| - | Spain: Hispaniwank, Españowank, or Spaniwank | ||
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| - | Sparta: Spartawank | ||
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| - | Sweden: Swedewank | ||
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| - | Taiwan: Taiwowank, Formosawank, Chiangwank | ||
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| - | Texas: Texwank or Alamowank | ||
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| - | Thailand: Thaiwank or Siamwank | ||
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| - | Turkey: Turkowank or Kemalwank | ||
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| - | Turkmenistan: Turkmenwank, Niyazowank | ||
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| - | Venice: Venicewank, Lagoonwank | ||
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| - | Vietnam: Vietwank | ||
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| - | Vikings: Vikiwank | ||
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| - | Wales: Welshwank, Owainwank or Kitwank | ||
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| - | Yorkshire: Yorkwank, Whippetwank, Flatcapwank, Hardwank or Thandewank | ||
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| - | Yugoslavia: Yugowank or Titowank | ||
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| - | Zimbabwe: Zimbawank or Mugabewank | ||
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| - | Zulus: Zuluwank or Cainewank | ||
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| - | ====Non-National Wanks==== | ||
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| - | Blair: Blairwank | ||
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| - | Bush: Bushwank or Dubyawank | ||
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| - | Churchill: Churchwank | ||
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| - | Clinton: Clintowank or Hillarywank | ||
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| - | Communism: Communewank, Leninwank, Marxwank | ||
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| - | Christianity: Christwank or Jesuswank | ||
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| - | Conservative: Conservawank | ||
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| - | Daleks: Dalekwank, Davroswank or Sargonswank | ||
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| - | Democrats: Demowank | ||
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| - | Doctor Who: Whowank, Tardiswank, Bakerwank, Tennantwank or Timelordwank | ||
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| - | Draka: Drakwank | ||
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| - | Elves: Eldarwank or Elvenwank | ||
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| - | Empires: Imperialwank | ||
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| - | Evil: Darkwank, Evilwank or Dystopiwank | ||
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| - | Federalists: Federalwank | ||
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| - | Greens: Ecowank | ||
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| - | Hapsburg: Habsburgwank or Habswank | ||
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| - | Homosexual: Homowank or Fellwank | ||
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| - | Hitler: Adolfwank | ||
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| - | Islam: Islamowank | ||
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| - | Judaism: Judeowank or a happy David Bar Elias | ||
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| - | Labo(u)r: Labwank | ||
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| - | Lesbian: Lesbowank or Brunowank | ||
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| - | Liberals: Liberalwank | ||
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| - | Libertarians: Libertowank or Venturawank | ||
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| - | Monarchies: Monowank, Kingwank or Queenwank | ||
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| - | Obama: Obamawank or Barackwank | ||
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| - | Pirates: Piratewank, Blackbeardwank | ||
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| - | Police: Copwank | ||
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| - | Racists: Racialwank | ||
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| - | Socialists: Socialwank or Trotskywank | ||
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| - | Stalin: Joewank | ||
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| - | Technocracies: Technowank | ||
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| - | Technology: Techwank, Sciencewank | ||
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| - | Thatcher: Maggiewank | ||
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| - | Theocracies: Theowank or Godwank | ||
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| - | Torchwood: Torchwank, Jackwank, or Cardiffwank | ||
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| - | Republicans: Republicanowank or GOPwank or Republawank | ||
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| - | Republics: Publicwank | ||
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| - | Stargate: Gatewank | ||
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| - | Star Trek: Trekwank or Kirkwank | ||
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| - | Star Wars: Warswank, Lucaswank, Palpywank or Thrawnwank | ||
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| - | Women: Ladywank, Amazonwank or Chickwank (suffix -frig can be used here, e.g. Ladyfrig, Amazonfrig and Chickfrig) | ||
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| - | Worldwar Series: Racewank | ||
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