Originally ljd767, she changed her name to elle-jay as a variation of the nickname Thande had given her. There are still a number of members that just refer to her by her actual name, Laura. Elle-jay is one of our few female members, originally from Illinois but currently living in Missouri after a long spell in Britain and Ireland. Notably less shockable than most female members who drop by, and has thus stuck around for longer.

MrP, whom she knows in real life, and Thande regularly compete for her affections.

Having rather incautiously posted pictures on the How do you look? thread, we know that elle-jay has dark brown hair, brown eyes and often wears turquoise eyeliner and -shadow and very red lipstick - which fortyseven objects to for some ridiculous reason. Thande, the old charmer, has described her as “decidedly above standard”.

Possibly by failing to react with horror to the usual advances of what Baldie refers to as the Creepy Hetero Teens (and thus scaring them off), elle-jay has survived relatively unscathed. While she has described them as a “bevy”, she only has three or four stalkers.

Currently, she is The Bald Imposter‘s internet boyfriend. It’s a love story that will last through the ages, she thinks. As a result of this, it has been revealed that she’s actually a retired male priest living in Vladivostok-on-Thames. MrP, Laura and Baldie plan to have a triple-marriage in two years, and then send Baldie out to work to keep Laura in happy pills.

Because she’s so awesome, her post count outside of Chat is now in the double-digits. Barely. But it still counts!