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kilngirl

AH.com member from Idaho, USA. As her name suggests, she is one of the few female members. Because of this, she is feared by the majority of the Board, although GBW and Floid have attempted to flirt with her. 09camaro has been granted several comments from her in the “Say something nice about the poster above you” thread, and as such has gained his respect... this could be a sign of her eventual downfall.

She once worked under Dave Howery, who knows her real name and location, of course, but has never told (all offered bribes have been insufficient).

Best known for posting jokes. Known to be interested in pottery and Evil, as well as telling the board’s teens to stop stalking her. This has not apparently had any effect thus far.

Kilngirl was vitally important in starting the Heterosexual Reconquista and often practices Heteroendo with Doctor What, GBW, Floid and Thande. Sometimes all at once. Eek. On a few occasions she has also even practiced Lesboendo with IronYuppie.

In recent months she has been stalked by a mysterious radioactive mouse...

Baldian Smileyology

According to Baldian Smileyology, Kilny is associated with the :p smiley.

AH.com The Series

Currently the Chief Engineer on the CF.net ship, after the demise of its previous Chief Engineer.

Previously to this, various versions of Kilngirl appeared in several cameo roles, most particularly in Doctor What‘s episodes AH.com The (sorta-kinda-maybe) Next Generation and Ave, B’Harny

In other fiction

She featured in Luaky Commer, her character serving as a composite of different Harry Potter characters, and in a more major role as the Princess Leia analogue in AH.com Wars.

Part of the cast in Doctor What‘s Extinction Event, in which she appears as ‘Karla’ – wife of ‘Erikka’ (aka IronYuppie).