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Our resident Singaporean. Expert on swashbuckling piracy and a founding member the Keira Knightley Fan Club. The KKFC was later incorporated into Goatism, the Final Revelation of Ian (PBUH) unto the Board.
Caliph of the Goatists, Viceroy of the Anglistani, once-AH.com Ultimate Mountain Manly Man in the Height of his Manliness, the Last Anglophile, Treasurer of the Keira Knightley Fan Club. Has sexy eyes. Wielder of Smackus Maximus, the Postmodern Smackdown. Is actually Abhishek Bachchan's chubbier long lost twin; Aishwarya Rai actually fell in love with Flocc first but found his dedication to Drama and English literature teaching too strong, so married his brother instead.
Has a yen for white women much like Hendryk's attraction to East Asian women and it is rumoured that the two have worked out an agreement to divide the planet into spheres of influence based on their taste in women.
He is renowned for having many doubles, including a French weatherman, which are known as 'Flocculgangers'. It is unknown who would win in a fight between Flocc's Flocculgangers, Hendryk's Hendryklones and Luakel's Clone Army.
Has a burning mission to raise awareness of India in AH as most Althistorians seem to think that Asia consists solely of China, Japan and “some other bits with, like, yogis and ashrams and shit like that”.
At one point Flocc popularised a picture of his head revolving around the Earth, and another which features him grinning in front of a nuclear explosion.
Most of the British members on the board - sorry, subjects of the Viceroyalty of Anglistan - consider Flocc to have achieved the very difficult feat of being not only honourary British, but honourary English. The only time this image cracks is when he expresses his dislike of the countryside.
Flocc has adopted a bewildering variety of multi-layered role-playing identities, which he mixes, matches and mutates depending on the thread. These include:
Flocc frequently posts photos on the How do you look? thread. Almost invariably, these feature him alongside pretty Asian women. There is a theory that all of this is designed to make Hendryk jealous. Singapore also resembles a slightly rickety film set, with a city-backdrop matte painting behind it, in Flocc's pictures.
Flocc is a member of the Keep Everything The Way It Was Before Party and is one of their MPs. He is also a Special Cabinet Minister being appointed as Minister of Education which makes sense since he's a teacher.
Skill bonuses and Penalties: Indian Racial bonus (+5 Str, Con, Dex when led by British Officers), Lascivious Oriental (+3 charisma vs. white women), Anglophile (British Humour + NHS skills), Student (+4 Lore, -5 Dex when stoned), Drunken Student (+8 Con, -4 Dex when drunk)
Special Ability: English degree (able to bury 1 opponent/day in bullshit)